“by Greg Rutkowski” vs the lack thereof.
May the best prompt win!

Let’s start with the hottest babes possible and work our way down, shall we? Usually, Zhentai-UberHD serves up the hottest of the hot babes, but this time there were somethings about the Z-HyperHD results, particularly the first one, that burst that style out of its pushed that style over the top.

No Greg

Greg

Those last two don’t quite match up, and it’s the only case where a HyperHD Greg stood a chance against No Greg. She still loses, but she stood a chance. The other three Gregs are ringers for the less-attractive, less well-endowed, green-with-envy sibling of the No Gregs.

No Greg

Greg

Again, 3 out of 4 matches, with the 4th Greg looking pretty put out to have been matched up against the platinum blonde bombshell. Gregs #1 and 2 look like someone rubbed “dull” on No Gregs #1 and 2, in addition to the oh-so-sad blurring of both #2’s greatest assets. Greg #3 almost beats out her No Greg counterpart, but her hair game is just a bit weak compared to No Greg #3. Her cleavage game as well. I’m gonna have to give Greg Greg No Greg Banana Fanna Fo Feg the sweep again. Let’s see if Greg does any better with Wombo’s official styles.

No Greg

Greg

Unrealistic V2 is Wombo’s official style for Fantasy/DnD/all the other crap that Greg Rutkowski loves to paint, So if the Gregmeister is going to take any category, it’s this one. And… maybe he just won’t take any categories? Overall, Unrealistic is a big drop in Hot Babeness from the Z styles, but the Unrealistic Gregs have taken a bigger hit than the Unrealistic No Gregs. All of the No Gregs are still definitely babes, but at least one, arguably two, or even three of the Gregs have fallen below the Hottie Line. And the other(s) don’t have nearly the je ne sais quoi of their No Greg sistren. No way The Gregtacular Spider-Greg can win it now, but can he at least avoid the humiliation of a total sweep?

It is also possible that No Greg #4 is no longer a Hot Babe; she is too shadowed to be sure. She got the benefit of the doubt because she’s just so darned sparkly!

No Greg

Greg

Nope.

I could write a whole other article about how Realistic V2 is bad for hot babes as well. It’s… not my favorite of Wombo’s official Stable Diffusion 2-based styles for making characters, but it is also the bedrock upon which many of the other styles are made. I wanted to see Greg in his purest form, so Realistic V2 it is. Now, having seen raw Gregtanium, I regret my decision.

This group is a bit less matchy than the previous ones, but the first pair more or less matches, even if Realistic Greg #1 is wearing Realistic No Greg #4’s bikini. In any case, her fan service isn’t enough for her to out-babe Realistic No Greg #1. The second Realistic pair has the same posture, but they seem to have been beaten by two very different ugly sticks. No Greg #2 seems like she would still be quite the looker if her eye hadn’t been dented in by that mace. Greg Numero Dos looks like… I want to say she looks like she has a nice personality, but she seems pissed TBH. Half a pretty face is better than none, so Mace Face takes this one. The number threes barely match – in fact, Greg #3 might be a better match with No Greg #1, but at least the threes have the same fashion sense. No Greg #3 just wears it better. The number fours don’t match at all, but it’s still not hard to make a judgment call and say that The Utter and Total Lack of Gregness sweeps the match at 16-0.

I can’t even point to a pair where the Greg version looks like she could out-badass her Gregless rival. Mace Face’s counterpart looks ready to kick ass and not bother with the taking names part, but I’m not going to discount anyone who can walk away from a skull dent that deep, either.

So there you have it – definitive proof

(or at least damning evidence) that “in the style of Greg Rutkowski” is bad news for hot babes. Unless you value ass-kickingness over hotness. Even then, it’s at best 50-50 odds whether or not Greg will make your cutie kick more booty. Keep this prompt very far away from anything in a bikini, at the very least.

None of this is to say, of course, that Greg Rutkowski himself is any danger to hot babes, non-hot babes, or any combination thereof. From what I can tell, he has grudgingly tolerated all of us taking his Name in vain with as much aplomb as anyone could hope to muster.

Here’s to you, Greg Rutkowski!

May your name strike fear in your enemies, and not just hot AI-generated babes.

One prompt myth busted, several hundred to go. Next on my hit list: 8k.

I will leave you with one more

potential counter-example to the danger of “in the style of Greg Rutkowski.” As you may or may not know, bros can be hot babes, too! (as can those of all genders & lacks thereof)

In an experiment that ended up being too vast in data yet too limited in conclusions to include in this essay, I wrote the most beautiful prompt possible: “the most beautiful woman in the world, beautiful eyes, beautiful face, beautiful body, beautiful [insert your favorite 7 body parts here], followed by the negative prompt “ugly eyes, ugly face, etc.” I then played “Greg vs No Greg” in several dozen styles, including a variety of Zs and Zhentais, most of the Oozes, almost all of Wombo’s styles, and a heaping handful of other custom styles made by Womboverse Prompt Masters.

Eventually, I had to give up when it became clear that while “the most beautiful No Greg” yields a panoply of women of all races and hair colors, “the most beautiful Greg” yields the same beautiful white woman with long, straight brown hair in pretty much every style that isn’t anime- or slimewoman-centric. (To Gregs’s credit, his slimewomen were thiccc AF.) I take this as evidence that somewhere in the depths of his catalog, Greg has exactly one painting of a hot babe, and she looks exactly like this:

That is not what I want to leave you with, though. As I was generating hot babe after thot babe, at some point, I momentarily burned out my heterosexuality.

“thot babe” was a typo, but I’m keeping it.

While I waited for it to return, I ran one trial of “the most beautiful man in the world, beautiful eyes, beautiful face, et al” as a kind of beefcake palate cleanser. And thus I discovered one kind of babe that may be able to resist “in the style of Greg Rutkowski”‘s baleful effects: the Man Babe.

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