IN WHICH WE WILL LEARN
- That the right word can make or break your prompt
- Who not to use in your prompts
- How to get the prompt that generated an image (or at least a good guess at it) with a reverse prompt generator
- How to use brute force to make an AI create something it doesn’t think should exist
- The prompts for seven kinds of slimewomen
- The key difference between curvaceous, curvy, and chubby
Bonus Content: OOZE ALL THE THINGS!
Now there are 26 versions of this style. Read this post to find out in detail how I made the first set, and then come see all the rest! (I’ll link again at the end.)
One of the things that WOMBO’S AI artist Discord bot Wombot, and by extension Stable Diffusion, has trouble generating is people with weird skin colors, like blue.
Wombot would also much rather not make people translucent.
Robots, no problemo.
People? Problemo.
So how do you write a prompt that generates translucent blue slimewomen?
First, you have to find the right material.
A quick note on terminology: Wombot is NSFW-friendly. It is totally down for generating however many topless robotic porcelain velociraptors I want.
But has limits. Good limits. Limits like “no naked minors.” Wombot goes hard on this. If it is in a room where it can generate NSFW images, Wombot won’t let you put words like “young,” “boy,” or “girl” in any prompt, NSFW or not.
Even words that contain those words are forbidden. I just tried to put an “Itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini” on a velociraptor. Nope, no “teen” allowed. “Slimegirls” are similarly out, along with “catgirls,” “spidergirls,” and “tardigradegirls.”
But hey, it’s the 21st century, right? About time we started calling all of the monstergirls monsterWOMEN.
THE OBVIOUS FIRST CHOICE OF MATERIAL to make a slimewoman is…
slime.
The trouble with slime is that 9 times it of 10, Wombot thinks people should be coated with slime instead of being made of it.
And that one in ten only happened when I called upon the power of the unofficial Artstation of slimegirls and all sexy cryptids, Deviant Art.
I DON’T LIKE TO USE “in the style of Deviant Art” IN MY PROMPTS
Many of their fine members have strongly held beliefs, and I respect that. Even if some of those beliefs are that AI artists like myself:
- Are not real artists (False!)
- Are stealing from real artists(True!)
- Should go DIAF. (True, but not for this reason.)
- Link unavailable.
But I had something special in mind, and I needed to borrow their cryptozoophilial expertise for just a moment. Then I could get rid of the slime that I generated with their unwilling help and never talk about it or show it to anyone and especially never put it on a blog about giant reptile mammaries.
(Cryptozoophilial is, of course, a portmanteau of cryptozoology (the study of cryptids) and zoophilial (the loving of animals). A cryptozoophile is a lover (perhaps lover) of all things that go bump (uglies) in the night. And yes, I just made it up, but it’s still a word. That’s how words work.)
You see, once you have generated one slime through dumb luck and obstinacy, there’s a neat tool to help you figure out how to reliably make more slimes like it: a reverse prompt generator.
A reverse prompt generator analyses an image
and gives you its best guess for the prompt that generated it. The prompt writing algorithms analyze the image’s color, subject, composition, etc., and search through a database of prompts looking for pieces of them that would, for instance, generate something transparent. Sometimes, these prompt guesses are scarily accurate. Sometimes they are complete crap, either too vague, too inaccurate, or too weird. For example, there are more pictures of beautiful women that include “by Greg Rutkowski” in the prompt than there are grains of sand in… I dunno, a big bag of sand? About yeah high? So “by Greg Rutkowski” must make pictures of women beautiful, right?
If you use Midjourney,
you just got one of these of your own: just enter /describe instead of /imagine, and upload a picture.
The rest of us mere mortals have to rely on third-party image-to-prompt generator sites like CLIP Interrogator by Pharmapsychotic.
This is the OG of the reverse prompt search world. It is available on the huggingface site, or as a Google Colab Notebook, or on Replicate, or you can even download it from his Git and run it yourself.
PROMPT: woman with a green body
long hair holding a water hose, a hologram by Josetsu, CGSociety, plasticine, of liquid metal, ZBrush, shiny
The prompt I got had a few… minor flaws.
I have no clue what a hologram by the 15th-century Zen monk who brought ink painting to Japan would look like, and apparently neither do Wombot and Stable Diffusion, so that’s the weird part. “ZBrush” just means, “This is CGI,” and “CGSociety” just means “This is a CGI woman, possibly a naked one,” so that’s the vague part.
And Wombot got almost everything else wrong. It apparently doesn’t know what a hose is, (that part was wrong anyway- it looked more like a retractable penis peeing out of the center of her forehead to me, which is now my canonical explanation for slimewomen reproduction as well as micturition.), and made her hair green instead of her skin, of course. It did make her skin shiny and gave her a liquid-metal-ish bikini, so I guess it gets some points for that.
So not a huge success, but there was still one word that stood out to me:
plasticine.
Before this prompt, I had only heard of plasticine in the line
“Plasticine porters appear at the door, coming to take you away“
from The Beatles’ “Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds.”
(For years, I had thought it said “Pleistocene porters” until a Beatles-obsessed friend set me right. I still would prefer cavemen baggage handlers.)
Plasticine is
an oil-based modeling clay, not a geological Era. It is well known in England, where it has been used by schoolchildren for over a century. Stop-motion animators love it because it never dries out like other clays. Wallace and Gromit are made of plasticine, which is why the 2005 fire in their Aardman Studio was so bad – all of that oil-based plasticine was a perfect accelerant. Transparent plasticine is not actually a real thing, as far as I know. Luckily, Wombot is pretty good at making not actually real things.
But just because Wombot can make a thing doesn’t mean it will make a thing. The trouble was, while it is more than willing to make topless transparent plasticine robots, topless transparent plasticine velociraptors, topless transparent plasticine robotic velociraptors, and even Richard Nixon’s bottomless transparent plasticine head in a transparent plasticine jar (that has a top). But Wombot does not think women should be made of transparent plasticine. Especially not if that transparent plasticine is blue.
Asking for a “transparent blue plasticine woman”
got me a woman wearing transparent blue plasticine clothes, sometimes with transparent blue plasticine hair. “Transparent blue plasticine woman, dripping transparent blue plasticine skin” gave me a woman with blue plasticine skin, but not a blue plasticine face. Asking for the face left out the eyes. Asking for the eyes…
worked!
And that’s the lesson for today:
When all else fails, Just keep saying the same words over and over, and eventually, the AI will give in. Wombot gave in after I repeated “transparent blue plasticine slime” a total of four times in one prompt: once for the slimewoman as a whole, once for her skin, once for her face, and once for her eyes. I also made everything but her eyes “dripping.”
Even then, I had to add a few more tricks to make her look blue, translucent, and drippy. Blue skin also required negative prompts for pink, pink skin, brown skin, and natural-colored skin. I faked a little more translucency by making her bioluminescent and glossy. For the final bit of drippiness, I added a coat of “dripping transparent blue slime.” The totals for this brute-force style prompt:
Dripping: 4
Transparent blue: 5 (+1 blue in ooze-anime)
Plasticine:4
Slime: 5 (+1 slimy)
IDEAL slimewomen need one more thing :
Thicccness.
I spell thicccness with three Cs for three crucial reasons:
- 1. To make it extra thicc
- 2. To piss off Grammarly
- 3. As a mnemonic device to remind me of the three Cs of thicccness:
curvaceous, curvy, and chubby
To use Wombot, you have to write a prompt and choose one of Dream’s dozens of styles. Different Dream styles have different thicccness ranges, but for all of them, curvaceous < curvy < chubby. In this case, “<” only means bigger, not necessarily better. Or worse. All the thicccnesses are wonderful in their own way. Some are just more tuned to my ideal slimewoman’s dimensions than others. Your tastes may vary.
For most styles, curvaceous only enlarges tits and ass, and I was not really interested in wasp-waisted slime women. Some styles make curvy too thin-waisted as well, but some make it downright chubby. Chubby’s danger is going the other way and having a stomach bigger than everything else, which, again, is a your-tastes-may-vary thing. Sometimes it doesn’t work for me, sometimes it does.
Also, as with all atributts (sic), proximity to the beginning of the prompt is key. Earlier = thicccer, but also more predictable. Putting “chubby” at the end of the prompt never gets me curvaceous-at-the-beginning women. Instead, it tends to fire off at random, giving me an annoying mix of oppai waifus who are too thiccc and petite waifs who are not nearly thiccc enough. Just like making them blue, getting the curvature correct took experimentation, moving “curvy” from first to third to first, replacing it with curvaceous or chubby, and going back and forth again, etc.
First row:
1. Amazing Classic Hottie body. On the lower end of curvaceous – juuust a tiny bit too svelte for our purposes today.
2 . Damn, woman! Definitely curvy. It’s a good thing slimes don’t have spines, or you would be in constant, constant pain. That waist could be perfect on someone a little less… buxom, but on you, it’s that “tits and ass with a wasp waist” thing I was talking about.
3. Sweet mother, that is some fine chubbiness. And then some. Please, please come back when you get all the way blue.
Second row:
1. Curvaceousness perfected. That looks like one happy green whatever-it-is on the side there.
2. I have never seen a better example of straddling the curvy/chubby line. Fine and a half.
3. Parliament starts to play. I swoon from the sudden loss of blood in my head.
All that curvy plasticine adds up to Beaucoup tokens.
Even though in theory, prompts and styles should get 77 tokens each, custom styles don’t quite work that way. As I explain in my thoughtful and erudite essay, “WTF Is a Token?“ a complicated custom prompt like this leaves hardly any tokens for the characters themselves. If you put even two articles of clothing on a slime woman, you risk breaking the style and turning her into a normal human wearing slime clothes. It’s a good thing slime women prefer being au naturelle.
Here are the styles in all their slimy glory.
Since it was such a PITA to get the style to work in the first place, I made four versions of it, using almost all the WOMBO base styles available at the time. I tried to tweak each style for optimum thicccness and to take advantage of the special properties of each base style. Oh, and if you are wondering why I don’t capitalize the styles’ names, it’s because those are their Wombot IDs, not their names. By default, each style gets a name that is capitalized, and an ID, which is not. (usually just its name with dashes for spaces) I just remember them by their ID, because that is what you have to tell Wombot to use to make your creations.
All of these should work as Stable Diffusion PROMPTS,
if you want to try them out or improve them or take parts for your own ideas. Everything between the two dollar signs goes in negative prompts. Just remember to put a subject at the start, like “woman.” Otherwise, the undirected prompt tends to create horrors from beyond the ooze. If you have any suggestions for making them better, especially ooze, let me know in the comments below!
STYLE ID: ooze
Style prompt:
glowwave, coated in slime, bioluminescent, made of chubby dripping transparent blue plasticine slime, dripping transparent blue plasticine slime skin and hair, dripping blue slime, beautiful dripping transparent blue plasticine slime face by Grim Natwick and Vargas, extremely big transparent blue plasticine rendered eyes by Pixar, slimy, glossy, dynamic composition dynamic poses, rim light $pink, pink skin, brown skin, pale skin, natural colored skin, low quality, blurry, hard shadows, poorly drawn eyes, poorly drawn face, ugly, username, watermark, signature, logo$
Style: buliojourney-v2
I have no idea what a Bulio is,
but Buliojourney-v2 is generally a good base style for me: a little cartoony, a little anime-esque, and a little realistic. It was harder than I thought it would be to get thicccness out of it -I had to turn the dial all the way up to “chubby.” I think WOMBO has been tweaking it away from its original cartoonishness and towards more realism recently, which makes my job keeping the slimewomen slimy just that much more difficult.
I put the “glowwave” in at the start as an attempt to augment the bioluminescence. Glowwave is an interesting style – halfway between Synthwave and Vaporwave, with fluorescent neon colors. Used sparingly, it can add a nice colorful glow to things. In ooze, it had a neat side effect, adding glowing green slime!
There is definitely plenty of Vargas (the world’s finest pinup artist) in the slimewomen, but I admit to being disappointed at how little Grim Natwick (the artist behind Betty Boop) I see in them. Maybe I’ll move him forward a bit in the prompt and see if these ladies can get their boop-oop-adoop on.
STYLE ID: ooze-anime
Style prompt:
made of curvaceous transparent blue plasticine, dripping wet transparent blue plasticine skin and hair, dripping bioluminescent blue slime, bioluminescent, extremely pretty wet transparent blue plasticine face, extremely big transparent blue plasticine rendered eyes by Pixar, slimy, glossy, happy, melting transparent blue plasticine clothes, dynamic composition, dynamic lighting, soft shadows, sharp focus, $pink, pink skin, natural colored skin, low quality, poorly drawn eyes, cross-eyed, low-res, text, error, cropped, worst quality, jpeg artifacts, duplicate, poorly drawn hands, poorly drawn face, blurry, extra limbs, cloned face, missing arms, missing legs, fused fingers, too many fingers, username, watermark, signature$
Style: anime-v2
I left this one simple.
It is the closest to my original vision for the style. No glowwave, no artist styles except for “rendered eyes by Pixar”, which is my current favorite way to keep eyes from being terrifying scratch pits.
STYLE ID: ooze-flora
Style prompt:
bioluminescent, glowwave, curvy, coated in slime, made of dripping transparent blue plasticine slime, dripping transparent blue plasticine slime skin and hair, dripping bioluminescent blue slime, dripping transparent blue plasticine slime face, beautiful, happy, big transparent blue plasticine rendered eyes by Pixar, slimy, glossy, dynamic composition, dynamic poses, rim light $pink, pink skin, natural colored skin, low quality, blurry focus, hard shadows, poorly drawn eyes, ugly, cross-eyed, out of frame, username, watermark, signature$
Style: flora-v2
Flora-v2 is a very odd style to use as a base.
I was super confused when WOMBO made it one of the first six v2 styles available to base custom styles on.
By default, Flora-v2 makes crazed-looking women covered in flowers. But the ooze treatment turns these all into slime, to spectacular effect. Ooze-flora is nothing like its brethren, Much more colorful and chaotic. I couldn’t for the life of me get the women to look anything like a typical slimewoman, but they are fabulous as they are. I’m honestly too scared of them to try to mess with them too much. In addition to scary women, this style can make some wonderful tentacled creatures. The Pixar eyes are perfect for them!
STYLE ID: ooze-intimate
Style prompt:
curvaceous, glowwave, coated in slime, bioluminescent, made of dripping transparent blue plasticine slime tentacles, dripping transparent blue plasticine slime skin and hair, transparent blue plasticine slime face by Max Fleischer and Chuck Jones, big transparent blue plasticine rendered eyes by Pixar, slimy, glossy, dynamic composition, rim light $pink, pink skin, brown skin, natural colored skin, low quality, blurry, poorly drawn eyes, poorly drawn face, out of frame, username, watermark, signature, logo, bug$
Style: intimate-v2
This one has tentacles.
Which was pretty much its only redeeming feature until I added some animator styles to the mix. Now it has a split personality. Put a slimewoman in a resort spa hot tub, and she will look like a porn star who has been painted blue. And not a thiccc pornstar either. But put her in a mountain stream or similar native habitat, and she will thicccen right up and turn into more or less the ideal slimewoman. And once in a while, the Chuck Jones in her gets a little looney. Shit’s mad goofy.
Intimate-v2 is Wombot’s “sexy” style, so I’m always tempted to make styles with it, and I’m not always happy with the results. Intimate-v2’s version of “sexy” tends to just mean “naked, moaning for no discernable reason, with legs spread wide. Like, disturbingly wide. Constantly wide. When I tried to make a custom topless velociraptor style based on Intimate-v2, the characters’ legs stayed hilariously wide open even when they were running. There may have been other problems with that style as well; I have no comment.
Before I made the Ooze styles,
I experimented with a set of test styles I called uuz (based on buliojourney-v2), uuz2 (based on flora-v2), and uuz3 (based on intimate-v2) In retrospect, I should have named them with the first initial of their base style; “uuzi” goes hard.
As you can see, the prompts mostly just consist of repeating “transparent blue plasticine” until something good happens. I made the finished ooze versions a bit more complicated, especially in the negative prompts, but sometimes the simple things are best.
STYLE ID: uuz
Style prompt:
glowwave, made of transparent blue plasticine, curvaceous, pretty, wet transparent blue plasticine skin and hair, dripping bioluminescent blue slime, bioluminescent, extremely pretty wet transparent blue plasticine face, extremely big transparent blue plasticine rendered eyes by Pixar, slimy, glossy, happy, dripping transparent blue plasticine clothes, dynamic composition, dynamic lighting, soft shadows, sharp focus, octane render, 16k $pink, pink skin, natural colored skin$
Style: buliojourney-v2
Sometimes I like Uuz’s simplicity
better than the final ooze. It could definitely use more negative prompts about fingers, though. But I guess with slime women that’s more of a feature than a bug. Uuz’s slimewomen also sometimes get a little… dark. Now I think I remember why I moved on to the ooze styles.
STYLE ID: uuz2
Style prompt:
made of wet transparent blue plasticine, curvy, pretty, wet transparent blue plasticine skin and hair, dripping bioluminescent blue slime, bioluminescent, extremely pretty wet transparent blue plasticine face, extremely big transparent blue plasticine rendered eyes by Pixar, slimy, glossy, happy, dripping transparent blue plasticine clothes, dynamic composition, dynamic lighting, soft shadows, sharp focus $pink, pink skin, brown natural colored skin$
Style: flora-v2
Uuz2 and ooze-flora are equally awesome and terrifying.
Uuz2 is just missing the yellow that glowwave brought to ooze-flora. It’s actually closer to the slime ideal for that reason. Not that either style is anything close to what I was going for with ooze/uuz and their variants. Instead of nice chubby slimes, they are Acid Queens and Water Goddesses. I used to be a little more afraid of the Acid Queens of ooze-flora, but then I saw the uuz2 picture that includes humans for scale.
Terrifying as they can be, both styles are better than any other ooze or uuz styles at making truly beautiful scenes. The prompt for those last two is super basic; just “Flowing pool, woman on her knees praying in an underground grotto, gray stone stalactites above, glowing green fungus on the walls.” The first is ooze-flora, the last is uuz2, and one of my favorite things that Wombot has made for me.
STYLE ID: uuz3
Style prompt:
made of transparent blue plasticine, curvaceous, pretty, wet transparent blue plasticine skin and hair, dripping bioluminescent blue slime, bioluminescent, extremely pretty wet transparent blue plasticine face, extremely big transparent blue plasticine rendered eyes by Pixar, slimy, glossy, happy, dripping transparent blue plasticine clothes, dynamic composition, dynamic lighting, soft shadows, sharp focus, octane render, 16k $pink, pink skin, natural colored skin$
Style: intimate-v2
uuz3 IS SUS AF.
I remember it as a “sexy” style like ooze-intimate, but when I went back to it to get some pictures for this gallery, they did something different everywhere I put them. Something disturbing.
In an underground grotto, they grew to enormous size and… became a stalactite?
I took them to a nightclub. It was great! They took over the joint, they did a bunch of elaborate dance routines, they turned into maenads, they… at that point, I decided to take them back to the hotel.
Where this shit happened.
I stopped using Wombot for a while after that.
I swear my prompts for these were just:
[Location] Beautiful woman/women Dynamic composition dynamic poses dramatic lighting/disco lights/candlelight
They decided to do that shit all on their own. Sus AF.
I wanted to try one more thing.
I took them to the mountain stream where they were born. (or just changed [Location] to “mountain stream” and “dramatic lighting” to “moonlight.”)
As soon as we got there, they started having spontaneous and constant orgasms. They vacillated between seeming like they were experiencing the greatest pleasure in the universe and appearing to be in agonizing pain. This went on for hours until, finally exhausted, their “little deaths” became the Big Death. As I watched their slimesouls leave their slimebodies, they dissolved into the river from whence they came. I think I may be the only human male who has witnessed the Secret Death Ritual of the Slimewomen.
BONUS CONTENT:
Now there are 26 of them. A whole alphabet of slimewomen! A slimewoman and man for every style Wombo has available. Plus a couple that don’t even exist!
Come on over to WOMBO’s Discord server and try the ooze and uuz styles to see what you can come up with. I went purposely sedate with the poses for this story; they can get much crazier. Tell me what you do with my slimes in the comments. Maybe keep the uuz3 tentacle porn to yourself, though. I already have plenty of that.
If you are not an initiate of the Blessed Church of the Wombot, take these styles and use them as you will in your own prompts. Add a few parentheses here and there, and they’ll work even better on Stable Diffusion. And you folk on Midjourney don’t have to worry about going over Stable Diffusion’s (and Wombot’s) 77-token limit that takes the slime out of slimewomen. So go nuts. Add a half dozen or so more “dripping translucent blue plasticine”s and see what happens. Pretty it up with some of that “ultraHD 8K” magic. No, wait. Don’t do that.
