Mr. Sexually Attractive Cinnamon Roll wins by inches
Gregless in Seattle

Have Greg, Will Travel

That confident gaze suggests that big things come in hidden packages. Plus, Squinty McGee over there looks like he uses enough hair, beard, and body oil to be invaded by the next Bush administration.
Don’t laugh – I see a plausible scenario where Trump and DeSantis wipe each other out and Jenna slips in to take the nom in 2024.
Who’s up Second?
No, Who’s up first. What’s up second.
No, What’s up doc.

I don’t choose the captions; the captions choose me. It looks like Beard Battle II is right around the corner – can the Gregomatic Trash Compactor crush this foe?
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