There’s a reason this man is the cover model
Beef Well-Endowed, hold the Gregvy
Beef Burning-one With a side of GregSlaw
It might be the hotness. This hunka hunka burning Greg cops Squinty McGee’s style but takes it to a whole ‘nother level with shades and a nonplussed look askance. (The unperturbed nonplussed, not the perturbed one. Words with two contradictory definitions leave me nonplussed AF.) He out-veins Mr. Beefy by a capillary, and out-beards him by a mile.
The score: 1-1.
It’s the first tie in the long, bloody history of the Greg Wars. And a tie could conceivably be the end result of this whole show – we are two men down, two muffins to go.
Next up: a strong independent white man who don’t need no Greg.
This lanky lothario is going to be tough to beat. Lean and muscular is a killer combination. Team Gregtronic better bring its A Greg.
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.